Calling all strippers/burlesque "actresses"/drunk
The Wild Breed Boys are looking for women of the night from all backgrounds to come dance all up on us whilst we play to inspire everyone at our shows to dance too. Or, if not all up on us, then at least in our general vicinity. We can't offer much money but you get to sleep with the band if you want! Applications will be taken online via this forum thread. Please, serious inquiries only. Thank you, we look forward to having you grinding on us in no time! Chris

That's beautiful Chris, and I'm sure you'll find your victims. True colors are so beautiful. :roll:

Exactly how much money can you offer because I can totally tell my wife she has to do it or else?

I don't think you guys are taking me serious. Now me and the old lady could use some extra cash. The old lady will do what ever I tell her to do.....hold on.....Yes dear. Oh, nothing. I'm just on the computer looking at Christian church forums. Yes, I'll take out the trash.......Ok the old lady is gone. Just let me know a price and she'll jump when I say jump. She knows after the first black-eye if I have to tell her again it means she'll get another black-eye.